TRAINING MANUAL FOR BAD KITTIES

HIDING FROM MOM UP BY THE CEILING

Mom is not looking, so I think I will come down from the top of the kitchen cabinets. I am coming down to jump on the refrigerator.

You have to be careful and not break anything or get in more trouble.

Coming down from the refrigerator to the stove top-make sure it is not hot.


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HARRY'S DAY AT THE BEACH

HARRY'S DAY AT THE BEACH 

We are going to the beach at Palm Beach today, and the waves are high as the winds are brisk. How do you like my new straw hat and Hawaiian beach attire? 

Here is my flamingo friend Pinky, he is going to the beach with me and do some fishing. I am not planning on sharing my "booty" with Pinky.

 Harry the French Chartreux and Pinky the flamingo are dressed and ready to hit the beach. The snowbirds and snow cats are coming right away, and we want to beat them to the Atlantic Ocean before they get here.  

"Pinky the Flamingo and I had a fabulous day at the Beach in Palm Beach and we are now back in our apartment!"

I had a successful day scuba diving. I found a sunken pirate's treasure chest full of coins, jewels, and a tasty fish or two. I am not planning on sharing my "booty" with Pinky. aargh!!!!.

There is nothing in this world as good as fresh seafood, the lobster was exquisite and the scallops were mighty fine, hmmmm delicious.

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Harry the Green Cat and the Magic Clam Shell

One of Harry's favorite tricks is drinking spiritual spring water from Lakeland, Florida. He hops in the tub and drinks the spring water from a tiny magic clam shell. After he drinks, he flies out of the tub, and runs like a herd of buffalo thundering  through his apartment, energized by drinking the supernatural potion.

Harry the cat's Halloween costume

Harry's Viking Halloween costume which as you can see, he hates!!!! MOM, I am a French Chartreux, what have you done to me? I am not Swedish, you are. I should be wearing a French beret like Monet.

Hark, I see the tall Viking ships in the North sea, and Harry the noble Viking is ready to conquer and plunder? We will bring back gold, and spices, pumpkins, and mices.

Mom, I hate this stupid Viking hat, and I could just bite your head off. But, I will try to be a good sport since it is Halloween. We cats are coming and we don't want candy, we want rats, lizards, toads, and cat nip please.

Halloween bat brains for breakfast certified by a wicked witch,  so I can put a spell on you. Goblins and Ghouls, candy corn and treats
Spiders and snakes
are out on the streets!!!!!

Harry getting high on cat nip, sniffing and snorting and rolling. His daily treat when coming in from a leash walk.

HARRY THE GREEN CAT'S MODELING CAREER

Here is Harry and his best friend Jingles in a magazine ad for Estelle's. Harry and Jingles are actually eating a  can of tuna which is concealed. Actually they both love the camera and are very photogenic.

Harry is a piano player and a singer and is advertising this antique piano. Harry is a good model for a photo shoot as he is star and likes admiration.

Harry photographs well as he is a handsome rescued French Chartreux. French President Charles de Gaulle owned a Chartreux cat named Gris Gris, and most of the breed lost their lives in World War Two. There were a few breeders at that time and the president's cat to save the lineage.

Harry and his best friend Jingles are posing again for the camera and doing their favorite thing of inspecting furniture. When I would come to work, it was not unusual to find many chests and cabinet doors open from he cat's investigations. 

Harry is resting in a favorite spot after a leash walk. He enjoys walking and climbing trees, and eating lots of green grass, a cat's salad, which is very important for their digestion. So, when he comes back to the apartment, he is rewarded with a cat nip roll on the floor which he enjoys.

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